New PDF release: Jurate's Castle

By Kirk Kristlibas

ISBN-10: 1457528991

ISBN-13: 9781457528996

Ernest is a regular teen in mid-eighties suburbia. He wets the mattress, has to put on specified ‘fat child’ pants, he’s bought 0 buddies, and is thinking about suicide. ok, might be Ernest isn’t precisely standard. may perhaps Ernest’s crushing distress date again to the 3rd grade whilst his mom and dad secretly replaced their ‘numerologically inauspicious’ final identify with no even bothering to say it? may well it's simply because they limit him to a neon-colored vitamin of higher Day items™ shakes made of chemical infused plastics? Or, does Ernest’s continual gloominess most likely stem from these weekly periods with Dr. Scrapple, an unlicensed therapist who makes use of him as a guinea pig for his experimental, anti-bedwetting hypnosis thoughts? definitely, Ernest’s difficulties couldn’t have whatever to do with the epoch-marauding Incense Pirates, hell-bent on burning him alive as a ‘human suffumigation’ in an epic time shuttle ritual. Or may they? existence takes a thorough flip, although, whilst a mysteriously solemn, weirdly green-eyed woman dripping with amber jewellery exhibits up in school correct sooner than Christmas holiday, and Ernest’s lonely, pathetic life is reworked eternally. Loosely encouraged by way of writer, Kirk Kristlibas's personal early life in Rockland County, big apple, JURATE’S fort is a phantasmagoric –and usually hilarious– trip via erupting ‘Kronocanoes,’ Cloak wave makeovers, a misplaced tribe of Lithuanian shape-shifters, crispy bacon – and eventually, of self-discovery. in case you do not believe it, simply ask the conversing cat.

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